Favorite Sexy Zombie Set of the Day

Did I trick you, did I trick you? I bet I did, lol.

Aww don't look so sad. Don't you know this is me? So of course its gotta be good ;)

This month is Zombie Awareness Month!! Yayyyy! Have your evacuation routes ready, and you care packages in stock. Not to mention a good machete, ya know just in case you need to chop off some undead heads. Because there is no time like the present for a zombie apocalypse.

Since I usually post a 'Favorite Suicide Girl Set', I'm going to go halfway with you....

SEXY. ZOMBIES. That's right I'm doing it.

Feel like a necrophiliac now? I know, don't feel bad. No go to sleep, and dream about the undead fantasy you just had but don't want to admit to yourself.

Be zombie patriotic and read The Zombie Survival Guide, and if your wondering if I've read the whole thing....the answer is: of course I have! What do you think I'm really going to be unprepared when the zombie apocalypse happens? Nu uh motherfuckers, I'm going to be far away from populated places on a dirt-bike with a machete, and you can be brain food.




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Random Awesome Thing of the Day: #3

My inner child is having a laughing fit right now, truly awesome magnets to make fun of anyone on your fridge is the greatest product of the day. Magnificent Mustache Magnets are the shizznit. And apparently my spell checker is going to have a meltdown from the word 'shizznit'. Oh fucking well, who needs needs a stupide spellchecckaer anyways? 

I'm not really sure whats going on with the mustache craze right now, I mean yea it would be pretty awesome to have a mustache not being able to grow one and all. I guess it goes along with wanting to pee in the snow and write my name, but who really knows whats going on in every single girls head. Its just impossible. I may have a vagina, but that does not mean I am psychically connected to every other vagina in the universe. If I did that would be creepy. No psychic vaginas please.

So chick-a-dees....I cant really fathom what the obsession is.  Is this whats hot?

Rugged manly man, smoking a badass cancer stick doing the Clint Eastwood stare.

Mmmmm....maybe. Kinda sorta, if you kinda didn't remind me that your like 20 years older than me and look a lil like my dad.

Check out these bad boys, ohhhh yeeaa

And I'm going to have to refer this to the "random awesome thing of the day" because I really can't believe how many people are raving about this mustache mug. Just wow. I do have to admit though, its kinda nifty.

So check these little buggers out on amazon to make fun of everyone on your fridge, or maybe to just look more distinguished & smexy :)
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And don't forget to tall take the poll bitches!!

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Fantastically Sexy Plus Size Models

A few of you are probably thinking "oh great fat girls", but seriously take a look at these photos and realize that these girls aren't fat, there just not anorexic. And if every girl was a size 0....by god we would have a parade of very malnourished and ugly girls. And nobody wants that, especially the girls.

What you have just witnessed are the top plus size models of the decade, and they are on the rise to break all standards of "beauty". Hellz yea. Sexy right? Many clothing lines are expanding and magazines are clamoring to get the next photo shoot with hot Denise Bidot. The very lovely lady in the ocean and top hats :)

A new TV show has actually come out called 'Curvy Girls' and it shows the competition and beautiful women that are the up and coming plus size models. There bitchy, gorgeous and about to make it happen. Plus Denise actually plays one of the stars in the show.  http://mynuvotv.com/newvideo?showpage_items_id=23

The truth is, is that most people consider over a size 6 to be a plus size and over half the population of the united states are statistically over a size 6. Does that mean they are fat? Uh no, not to the body mass index charts. Get a grip people.

The medical term for Fat: 1 Along with proteins and carbohydrates, one of the three nutrients used as energy sources by the body. The energy produced by fats is 9 calories per gram. Proteins and carbohydrates each provide 4 calories per gram.

Therefore if you have fat on you then you are not fat. It is loosely thrown around if a girl is not "model" skinny. But as you can see, these women exceed sexiness standards and set a new high for what it is supposed to look like when you are healthy. Which is what plus size models are supposed to exemplify. Granted there are some plus sized models that may be at unhealthy weights, just like models that look like this are unhealthy also...

Peer pressure and industry standards push us to do incredibly dangerous and stupid ass things with our body. And honestly I don't know who would want to fuck this? No offense girl but but I'm afraid someone would break you. Surprisingly most people don't know plus sized models just can't chow down on anything they'd like to, and they have to work out to keep toned just like any other model. Otherwise they'd start to look like Jabba the Hut...

Sexy beast!

Eh, yea not so attractive.

Israel actually banned under weight models, and there was some controversy over this since a lot of women can be healthy at a skinny size. This is the article relating to that...

http://www.sodahead.com/living/public-opinion-banning-underweight-models-is-fair-game/question-2532483/?page=3&link=ibaf&q=&imgurl=http://www.modelsandmoguls.net/articles/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gaultier041006_468x692.jpg

I know most of you who do read my blog might think that I objectify women in a sense, but its more like I empower our sexuality. Alot of men might be threatened by women who embrace there sexuality, because it is not a conservative aspect. But this blog is far from conservative, and so am I. And if you didn't get a hard on from one or all of these pictures, I'm sorry to say you might have something very wrong going on. Take another look and see something you'll like. Women you know your sexy mama jamas so rock your curves!

By the way you can now find me and my craziness on Facebook. Along with the "blog blog" cat. Stalkers invited! >>>

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Crazy-Kats-Meow/118050011663984