Sunday, April 8, 2012

Have you laughed yet today? Halarious easter pictures coming up...






















Random Awesome Thing of the Day

LIL SCOOPS! Milka Lil Scoops are the random awesome thing for today. Since today is also is Easter, I say that's its pretty appropriate. Not that I usually am >.>


These little treats are one of a kind that are the cutest damn things that I've ever seen! I got them in my Easter basket today (yes I got a freakin Easter basket, don't judge) and instantly zoomed onto them. Mouse filled chocolate eggs, hellz yea! Of course I ate one right after and realized that I was probably going to have a sugar meltdown if I ate more then one just from the creme filling and the chocolate egg.



Although it is an awesome concept I think they should have mass produced the original eggs from whom the stole the idea. Ei', which means egg in Dutch, were the original makers of the Milka line and made it with creamy malt chocolate filling and a rich outer shell. I'm just glad that I even got to witness the concept, even though I would've much rather had the Dutch make my creme filled eggs.

I'll crack open my chocolate egg that looks like its from Jurassic Park, and eat the vanilla yellow creme with my dainty purple spoon as a Milka queen. I'm ready for my sugar high now!

Oh yea and Happy Easter Bitches ;)

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Favorite Suicide Girl 'Set of the Day': FerJenks in Love you Too

Introducing FerJenks! The newest and sexiest of the suicide girls, complete with a killer gaze and a sizzling garter belt. Here of some of the know hows about our new girl:



Age: 23 (Sep 17, 1988)
Location: Colombia

  • Into: Reading, dancing, ice creammm (thankyouverymuch), skating,
  • Not into: People with "2 faces" you can´t never trust them!
  • Makes me happy: Dancing, weed, skating, reading, sex, honesty, my babies, singing!!!!!
  • Makes me sad: Lies, hypocrisy, treason from people I care, people with 2 faces.



  • Occupation: Lingerie Shop Owner
  • Gets me hot: Petting in my neck and behind my ears
  • Favorite position: me on top
  • Fantasy: Sex in a forest at night
  • Sign: The virgin
  • Ilost my virginity: yep and I don´t want it back
  • CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
  • MY DIET: Omnivore
  • ALCOHOL: Occasionally





  • Hobbies: listening music, skating, singing, sleep sleep sleep
  • 5 things i can't live without: Internet, Water, iPhone, Make up, MUSIC!!!!!
  • Thoughts on sg: I love it
  • I spend most of my free time: surfing internet!!!! coz I use it for work and having fun







  • I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
  • MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
  • MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
  • POT: Occasionally
  • MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
  • I WANT: Friendship
  • MY PIGEONHOLES: Tattooed, Goth, Hipster, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories

Round of applause for the girl who just made it into SG.....iittttsss FeeerrJeennkkkss!! -cheers-