Sunday, April 1, 2012

Intro to the MADNESS that is the "Crazy Kat's Meow"

Hi everyone, whats crackalackin? Do people even say that anymore? Oh well, this blog is here to blow your mind and exceed boundaries that make even you, yes you, somewhat uncomfortable. Or hey if its way too uncomfortable to talk about, but ya wanna find out anyways, that's what I'm here for. I'm always evolving into new opinions about old things, and new things that are pretty awesome and weird that I just gotta write about. Its kinda like sneaking your porn under your bed, you know its there, hidden and you have easy access to the whole dirty truth.

I have to say I'm not always dirty but I do love a good spanking once and a while. Oh...we were still talking about the blog? My bad. But yes I do love to talk about the things nobody will bring up, that the shy and meek will....well shy away from. How are us young (or older) people supposed to stay on top of things if no one will talk about them? The shame! Un-informed people walking around not knowing a goddamn thing about most delectable topics. Just down right sad, is what I think. -sighs-

Being a up and forth coming girl like myself, who am I to keep these topics suppressed and un-talked about? Leaving out the marrow and juicy goodness of gossip and new ideas in our always forming opinions. Yes, my loves we on the verge of your mind being blown and your opinions start lighting up your brain like a Christmas tree. Now that's some hot topics and conversation if you ask me. You can almost feel me reaching into your brain and teasing it will my controversial feathers. Mmm, I can taste the succulent anticipation already, wanting the dibs on whatever I've got stored in my fantastical vault of hidden ideas and dirty creations.

In good time my darlings, in good time. Oh yes my name is Kat, if that wasn't obvious enough already. It makes me light on my feet, have nine lives, crazy adventurous, love tuna, limber as hell and curious as a mother fucker. Which in essence makes me one: great in bed, and two: an awesome researcher. Don't think I wont find out the truth. ;)
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